“Why aren’t you freaking out?”, asked the boy passing the mom on the stairs. “What do you mean?”, asked the mom. The boy pointed to the outside corner of his right eye. The mom’s eyes got a lot wider as he noticed a red scratch going from the corner of the eye to the right temple. “What happened?!”, she asked not so calmly to say the least. “A football got stuck on a tree and I tried to get it.”

Well, he did not get it. Thankfully, the eye is fine.